My son’s impeccable timing does sometimes be useful, though.

My son’s impeccable timing does sometimes be useful, though.

A week later on, we carry on a romantic date with a person who presents me personally by having a Forrest Gump cup as a present because we’d mentioned I favor the movie. It is a sweet idea, however a wee bit extortionate for a date that is first. Then another casually falls into discussion which he enjoys composing erotic brief tales. On both occasions, I dart to your bathroom and frantically whisper-call my brilliantly babysitter that is ruthless Laura, to ensure once I return to the dining dining table, we just occur to get a text from her about an “emergency” needing my instant departure. (more…)

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